holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(via dead-ily)

broratio:

when u see a hot girl and ur like: life goals???? or wife goals??????

(via hawkeye-in-purple)

stability:

the doritos party size bag says it contains 16 servings but my heart says 1

(Source: stability, via hawkeye-in-purple)

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

(Source: kzuichi, via hawkeye-in-purple)

shutupaubrey:

i’m just a cool dad trapped inside the body of a teenage girl

(via hawkeye-in-purple)